The White Elephant Gift Everyone Begs To Steal
Skip the candles and gift cards. This is the tin that gets fought over, unwrapped fast, and remembered long after the party ends.
Same Boring Gift, Every Single Year
You already know how this goes. You show up with another candle, mug, or gift card. It sits there while everyone fights over somebody else's pick. By the time the exchange wraps up, nobody even remembers what you brought.
"In no situation would this not be funny."
How It Turns Into The Best Gift In The Room
Set it on the table
Red, white, and impossible to ignore. The tin alone gets picked up before anything else in the pile.
They open it up
Inside is a real 5 piece kit. Disposable undies, a tissue pack, cleansing wipes, an instructional care card, and a badge that says I Survived A Shart Attack.
It gets stolen
Once the laughing starts, this is the tin everyone tries to swap for. Somebody always trades their candle to get it.
Why This One Actually Gets Kept
- A real 5 item kit inside a keepsake tin, not just a joke can
- Disposable undies, wipes, and a tissue pack that are genuinely usable
- Its own "I Survived A Shart Attack" badge, worn like a trophy
- Built for white elephant, Christmas, birthdays, and Father's Day
- Fits in a stocking, big enough to steal the show at 6.3 x 5 x 2.5 inches
Get The Gift Everyone Fights To Steal
- Oopsy Poopsy disposable undies
- Brown Town tissue pack
- Clean Booty cleansing wipes
- Instructional care card
- I Survived A Shart Attack badge
Backed by a 90 day refund window. If it's not the hit you expected, you're covered.
Questions Before You Grab One
Is this actually a real kit or just a joke can
It's a real 5 piece kit inside a keepsake tin. Disposable undies, a tissue pack, cleansing wipes, an instructional card, and a badge are all included and ready to use, not a gag prop with nothing inside.
Will this be too much for my work exchange
It's cheeky, not crude. The whole point is the reaction when it's opened, not anything offensive. It works just as well for office parties as it does for family Christmas.
What if it doesn't arrive before my gift exchange
Orders are processed in 1 to 2 days and typically arrive 5 to 10 days after that. Order it as soon as your exchange date is on the calendar so you're not cutting it close.
Can I use it for something besides white elephant
Yes. It shows up just as well as a birthday gag gift, a Father's Day joke, or a stocking stuffer for the person who's already impossible to shop for.
What if it just ends up sitting in a drawer
It won't. Every item inside gets used eventually, and the badge tends to end up pinned to a jacket or a backpack long after the exchange is over.
What if I want to return it
You're covered by a 90 day refund window from the day it arrives. No complicated process required.
Bring The Gift Nobody Wants To Put Back
Claim your Shart Survival Kit before this batch is gone.